Kick The Mini's

When you hear the word KTM, what do you think it is?

Is it

Keeps Thrilling Me
Kick Ten(twenty/thirty) Minutes
Kind To Maturity (For Us Older Folks)
Kill The Mechanic
"Keep Taking Money"

or 

Kentucky Trail Monster

Ketchup, Tomato & Mustard

Are you guys sure??

Answers are no. It actually means

KERETAPI TANAH MELAYU (KTM)

WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?

You can either buy from a ticket machine or from the counter.

The KTM looks like this. :)

You can ask for the route map and time for the ktm at the counter.

They now have a special coach for ladies. Don't go into the wrong coach guys.

The new model. coming soon.

You guys may wonder why am i advertising this?

Oh, im not advertising.

Im going to give you a reality check and my experiences in taking the ktm to and fro almost everyday.

The busy times are from 6:30-8:00 and 4:00-8:00.

These are the times where people tend to go to work or go home. 

This is when people swarm into the ktm. 

And, the scene looks like this:

Packed, cannot move.

Some people feels frustrated in the squeeze.

There's also a newspaper article on it. But it's all talk no action. It's still THE SAME.

someone may puke.

The train may breakdown. you'll have to walk to the next station.

What a disaster it would be?

You will get train delays and bad hair days.

Never think public transport is the best thing at the BUSY time.

Trust me if you don't want to squeeze like

THIS!!!!!!!!

When you're forced to ride a KTM at busy time, 

Squeeze yourself to stand between the seats. That is the area were you can breathe.

And also, prevent from any touchy movements.

So, it's not all THAT bad. haha. 

You can meet new people and widen your experiences and points.

You could get inspired by the Malaysians.

hahaha...*ahem*

You can try these 10 things:

1. figure out strategies how to squeeze as many as possible in a limited time

2. Meet new people. 

3. Know the rude people.

4. Judge their appearance

5. Give them beauty tips like 'hey, try adding some eyeshadow'

6. discuss point of views on a topic.

7. study or read something.

8. look at boring people. imitate their face expressions.

9. Guess what are people thinking.

10. KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.

It helps you kill time. Better yet, keeping you acquainted. 

The K.L central is a mini shopping place where you could also switch to an LRT(Train) or take a bus.

Plus, there's McDonald up there

what else i haven't cover?

Ladies, please make your way to the ladies coach.

You'll think you're free from perverts?

Think again.

There may be lesbians.

Recently someone was looking at my assets. 

She 'accidentally' touched it.

TWICE.

When i was stuck in the crowd once, 

i was back to back with this lady.

Her phone was in her back pocket

It was ringing.

She grabbed it, and also grabbed

MY BUTT.

That's all on this topic.

Because if i continued. 

It will become nasty.


Whee~ :)